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"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Crane fishing

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Silicon Vale

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Never marry an engineer."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"I think we could work very well together."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Handy-lion

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.