Four-day Enthusiast Gifts

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

The Vineyard

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

Midwest Winter Items.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"It's her first snowman."

You're my Statue of Liberty

Romantic Coffee Dates

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Romance

"I prefer snow person."

"But is it..?"