Four-day Enthusiast Gifts

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

The Vineyard

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Midwest Winter Items.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

You're my Statue of Liberty

Romantic Coffee Dates

"It's her first snowman."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"I prefer snow person."

Romance

"But is it..?"