
Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.
For the eternal optimist and young-at-heart, our Fountain of Youth Seeker collection blends humor and charm. Find playful gifts that inspire laughter and keep the youthful spark alive, from mugs to art prints. Perfect for anyone who believes age is just a number and loves to embrace the joy of staying young at heart.
Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.
'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'
'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'
Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.
'It makes you look younger.'
Reverse Ageing Laboratory
Latte of Youth, located in the middle of the desert, line of people waiting to be served stretches for miles
'Youth well'
'Don's a man of the future. And by that, I mean he looks ten years older than he actually is.'
"Are you kidding? If these were really my own, they'd be sagging down to my navel by now!"
"That is not an anti-aging pill."
Mister Mid-Life Crisis
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
I'm taking you off trying to stay young.
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."
'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'
'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'
"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"
"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."
Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.
'It makes you look fifty years younger.'
Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.
"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."
'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'
'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'
"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"
Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as
"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."
"Spring Chicken"
"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"
"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."
"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."
"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."
Discover mugs that bring a fun, youthful vibe to your morning routine, perfect for those who love to stay young at heart.
Add a lively, youthful touch to your home decor with pillows that inspire fun and positivity.
Decorate your space with prints that inspire eternal youth and joyful living, perfect for those who refuse to grow up.
Express your playful spirit with t-shirts that celebrate eternal youth and the joy of staying forever young.