Founding A Nation Pillows

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"You're on a what?!"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

The company's founder was a man of few words, but apparently buy and sell were all he needed.

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Your start-up team

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"If your idea is so innovative and unique, why aren't out competitors doing it?"

'Yes, that is me. We're a very new company.'

Tuxedo company.

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc

George Washington

Our Job Steward

'Well, well, well - so today is your 50th anniversery with the company, eh? The company my dear old Dad founded way back in the fifties - Go ahead, help yourself to some biscuits.'

Wheels for all purposes.

Start-Up Team

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"Those were the early days, when we were a young and foolish company."

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'Now may not be a good time. He just realized he's not going to live forever.'

"We never found out what he was referring to: people, precepts or portfolio."