Company Founder Pillows

"If your idea is so innovative and unique, why aren't out competitors doing it?"

Wheels for all purposes.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Well, well, well - so today is your 50th anniversery with the company, eh? The company my dear old Dad founded way back in the fifties - Go ahead, help yourself to some biscuits.'

"I can't help feeling a little suspicious. One half is to be run by Bill Gates, and the other half by someone called Gil Bates."

"Our company started 5000 years ago. Back then, we were 'U&R Papyrus'."

'Yes, that is me. We're a very new company.'

Our Founder - Born 1831 Died and Stuffed 1907.

Tuxedo company.

"We're a very, very old firm."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

S.S.dot.com

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'