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"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Progress?

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Keystone XL

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'