Fossil Fuel Industry Worker Pillows

New Uses For Excess Coal

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Snake in the grass...

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

There's no real oil emergency...

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Camel In The Tent

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Energy trap.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'Who is to blame?'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Home Heating Oil

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.