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"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

Innovation & Calculation

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Forward Planning - The key to Success

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"Range anxiety? Not with these babies."

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"Where's your evidence?"

'Now remember, it is never too soon to start thinking about a pension.'

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

Tsunami for fleas

Teller - Hand over some money! I need to pay my bank charges.

Unlucky caterpillar

Insecticide.

'This is a novel way to teach math but I'm afraid we can't try it. It's never been done before.'

Department of Innovation.

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

'Could you wait until I drop the puck next time?'