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'Oh - just Squat it.'

'Boy, he doesn't look too happy, does he?'

Insecticide.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Migrating cows.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Fly Artist

A Change of Scene.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Food fight!'

Flies up the ante!

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

No fly zone

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Fly Space.

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

'Abandon Sheep.'

"Where's your evidence?"