Fortuneseeker Prints

'Should you wait until 70 to retire? Are you feeling lucky?'

'You will meet a tall, dark campaign manager and get elected to Congress.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Pesky students.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.