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'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Evolution.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

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'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

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'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Tortured Plank

"Very angry birds"

Sporting maladies.

Tee for Two!

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'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"