Fortnite Fanatic Mugs

"Do you know how long you've been on that thing!?"

"Shh, don't disturb him, he's working hard."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Evolution.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I hope it;s an express.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Pokemon Get Lost

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Tortured Plank

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Sporting maladies.

"Very angry birds"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Tee for Two!

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

I warned you to keep it low!

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"