Formula One Follower Prints

Micheal Schumacher.

"I need to tinkle."

Raheem Sterling

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

World Cup Fever

Formula One

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Victim support

Football junkie.

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

Pit crew fix a tire swing

"It needs more science and less fiction."

'Daddy didn't wave!'

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

Alain Prost

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

Formula One Finish Line.

John Terry

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

Advertising space on a racing car.

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

Racing road signs

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

'No, the sound isn't turned off, it's a Formula One race.'