Formula One Fan Prints

Grand Prix winner drinking all the champagne.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Simply put.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Uptight End"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

The polar olympics

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'God's speed.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Smile

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Now what?!'