Formula One Enthusiast Prints

Alain Prost

"I need to tinkle."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Pamplona 500

'Think Basics.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Micheal Schumacher.

But officer, I am supposed to be the fastest animal on earth!

Formula One

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

"I heart the air in my hair!"

'You have to spend money to make money.'

'Daddy didn't wave!'

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Pit crew fix a tire swing

'...Or not.'

The rally driver's breakfast

Formula One Finish Line.

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'Doctor, I believe you've found the formula for success.'

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'