Former Model Musings Gifts

"It's sad how you've let yourself go since you stopped modeling."

"Young Frankenstein"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Piracy on a boating lake

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Model Building

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

The latest in Eyewear.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Emily Ratajkowski

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Toys - Business Model.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

London Fashion Week.

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Miranda Kerr

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Acrylic, hemp, fire wax on mirrored aluminum and stainless steel."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Life drawing class.