Former Model Musings Prints

"It's sad how you've let yourself go since you stopped modeling."

"Young Frankenstein"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Piracy on a boating lake

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Model Building

The latest in Eyewear.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Toys - Business Model.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

London Fashion Week.

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Miranda Kerr

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Acrylic, hemp, fire wax on mirrored aluminum and stainless steel."

Life drawing class.