Formality Escape Artist Mugs

'We prefer not to be formal here.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Chairmen of the Bored

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Fox hunting.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Dreaming of Holidays.