Politics Escape Artist Mugs

". . . And this has a chip that blocks out anything about politics."

THE GIRLY CHANNEL, 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid party conference news and watch a sunset instead!'

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Desert Island Fantasies

Chairmen of the Bored

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Crib Escape

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Tweaking the CV.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well