Formal-casual Fusionist Pillows

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Snoopy with Laptop

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Footballer and Bacteria.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

"I'd like to make a return."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Tuxedo company.

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Santa Claus

A penguin conductor

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Youth Returns to Religion

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Women bathing at the seaside

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."