Formal-casual Fusionist Mugs

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

"I'd like to make a return."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

Tuxedo company.

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

A penguin conductor

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

Santa Claus

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

Women bathing at the seaside

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

Youth Returns to Religion

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Pirate Yoga