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'Your horse seems a little impatient, sir! Pray go first!'

(We've) Met Gala

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Bureaucratic castle

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Tuxedo company.

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

A penguin conductor

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

Dress Code

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

'I declare this envelope...open!'

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'You'll never believe it. I got replaced by a woman at work today.'

Loan Co. Oh, never mind the hat --- It's just a formality.

Rural Pleasures - Wife off with another man whilst husband sleeps

"My hobbies are Celia, Irene, Trisha and Jane."

"But I'm originally from Connecticut."

"Now, Mr. Gerber, when I tell you something, I want you to promise you won't fly off the handle."

"THis one is certainly not well-suited to its environment."

"These are your friends the Erskines, sir. Madam kisses both of them. You kiss her and you shake his hand. Then you wink and say, 'Hey, how about those Yankees?' "