Form Completion Expert Gifts

"Your appointment's at 2:00 but you'll need to be here by 11:00 to start filling out the forms."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

Bureau of Red Tape

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."