Forging T-Shirts

Watching the furnace fire

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Zorro as a child.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

The mushroom pickers

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."