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Memory school.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Friday

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'I've got it written down...'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'Good dog!'

'He took a fetching class.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."