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Memory school.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

Friday

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'I've got it written down...'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Good dog!'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."