Forget-me-not Fan T-Shirts

Short Term Memory Clinic - 'Shoot, what did I come in here for?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Monk Prompt

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I've got it written down...'

Famous Optical Illusions!

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"Now I remember. A water pipe broke in the basement."

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

Boogie Fever

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

YOL9.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

My name's Bill, and I'm forgetful. Hi, Carl! Forgetful Folks Support Group.

'The first ears you made were insufficiently pink and fuzzy, so their destruction in the bathtub was actually for the best!'

'It's seven-forty - surely they haven't all forgotten!' (Memory Class).

"You can't identify as me."

'Now, where did I put it?'

Memory Lane

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

101 uses of a dead cat: fan

"I just realized we missed the Alzheimer's Walk."

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'