Forget-me-not Fan T-Shirts

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Monk Prompt

Famous Optical Illusions!

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I've got it written down...'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

Boogie Fever

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

'The first ears you made were insufficiently pink and fuzzy, so their destruction in the bathtub was actually for the best!'

Memory Lane

"You can't identify as me."

'Now, where did I put it?'

'It's seven-forty - surely they haven't all forgotten!' (Memory Class).

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

101 uses of a dead cat: fan

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

"I just realized we missed the Alzheimer's Walk."

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'

'I forgot to warn you they got wicker chairs.'