Forfaiter Pillows

'Mr McNab is a forfaiter for Eeziloan.'

They hated me.

"We only got six days of funding."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

The nonprofit dog fight.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

Professional Fund Riasers

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

'Profit or non-profit?'

Appeals

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'What's happened to all this money?'