Forever Young Squad Gifts

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

It can be taken up at any age....

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'He lived and died for golf.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Elderly People

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

"It's your turn, kid."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

Happy Retirement

I never feel a day over 25 until I try to act like one.

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'