Forest Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Stop and Birch

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Birds with Headphones

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Tree Squirrel

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

Modern camping

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"It's an app."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

Drone Aerodrome

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'What are you doing?!'

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.