Forest Tech Enthusiast T-Shirts

"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

Stop and Birch

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Birds with Headphones

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Tree Squirrel

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Modern camping

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

No tree hugging.

"It's an app."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Drone Aerodrome

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

'What are you doing?!'

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

'The owner is motivated.'