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'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Banana Split Personality

Greece

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

"Office of quality assurance"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Well, now we've seen it."

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

'No cheating'

'Look a huge bird!'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'Nobody understands me at reasonable fees.'

PastFuture.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'You're better off without him.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

Dear Diary...Resolutions

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"Have you ever thought of your needs first?"

Bush short-term energy policy.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"The fact is, Bob, your amazing ability to focus on problems like a laser beam is freaking out everybody in the company!"

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."