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"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Totalitarian Humour

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

A Dummy Corporation.

The passage of time.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"I remember when the Wheel was just in Science Fiction stories..."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

Wheel