Forensic Pathologist Pillows

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Look alive, John. Here he comes.'

"What do you mean I'm not qualified to be a forensic pathologist?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Dog phrenology

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'