Foreign Service Officers T-Shirts

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Putin and Zelensky

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Death to the Extremists

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Split Decision

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

The USA...

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Summit

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

A Terrible Shock

Export

"Say. . . don't I know you from someplace. . . ?"

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

Obama speaks about Iran's nuclear arms.

Rattache

"Whither NATO?"

Donald Trump Walking With Ukrainian Flag Stuck To His Heel

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

Breaking news with the foreign gossip-correspondent

George W. Bush: 'Suppose we could pacify Baghdad if we changed the name to 'Bagmom'?'

The killing of journalists

Awkward

'Because you have a keen sense of morality, an innate desire to help others. . . you are incredibly inept at understanding other cultures.'

"The Olympic Games are over, you may slam them!"

'Where now in Afghanistan?'

"The government is confident it has its numbers right. . . we're just not sure what order to put them in."

Invade This

Vietnam Revisited: Boots on the Ground in Iraq