"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."
Foreign Service Officers Mugs
Start their day with a smile! Our mugs featuring foreign service officer themes are perfect for coffee breaks at home or abroad, blending humor with national pride.
"Nation-building never works."
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Putin and Zelensky
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
Death to the Extremists
"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"
Split Decision
USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...
The USA...
Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Summit
Diplomacy Between Cuba and US
Ah Democracy - Just Like Home
"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"
A Terrible Shock
Export
"Say. . . don't I know you from someplace. . . ?"
"We expect Putin any minute now..."
'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'
Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.
Obama speaks about Iran's nuclear arms.
Rattache
"Whither NATO?"
Donald Trump Walking With Ukrainian Flag Stuck To His Heel
'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''
Breaking news with the foreign gossip-correspondent
George W. Bush: 'Suppose we could pacify Baghdad if we changed the name to 'Bagmom'?'
The killing of journalists
Awkward
'Because you have a keen sense of morality, an innate desire to help others. . . you are incredibly inept at understanding other cultures.'
"The Olympic Games are over, you may slam them!"
'Where now in Afghanistan?'
"The government is confident it has its numbers right. . . we're just not sure what order to put them in."
Invade This
Vietnam Revisited: Boots on the Ground in Iraq
Foreign Service Officers Mugs Collection
Foreign Service Officers Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring themes and humor tailored for foreign service officers—perfect for adding personality to any space.
Foreign Service Officers Prints
Browse our art prints that celebrate the global careers of foreign service officers—an inspiring addition to their home or office.
Foreign Service Officers T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts that capture the spirit of foreign service officers—fun, stylish, and conversation-starting.