Export Officer Mugs

Export

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK border controls relaxed.

Tariff Wars

Collies Without Borders

The Family Joules: Part 6

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

D.I.Y

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

"International trade"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

A Terrible Shock

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Made in China.

'Anything to declare?'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"It's marzipan pigs."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'I'm sorry sir, but that slide rule exceeds the allowable length for a sharp object, unless, of course, you can manage to fold it.'

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

Exportation and importation in Cuba

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"