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Export

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK border controls relaxed.

Tariff Wars

Collies Without Borders

D.I.Y

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

"International trade"

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

Made in China.

'Anything to declare?'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"It's marzipan pigs."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

The Two Economies

Exportation and importation in Cuba

'I'm sorry sir, but that slide rule exceeds the allowable length for a sharp object, unless, of course, you can manage to fold it.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"