Foreign Legion Fan T-Shirts

"The desert does strange things to a man..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Turkish Democracy

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Next in Lion

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Slalom

Lion Costume

Will Kill For Food

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

Supermarket Newscaster

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Really big bang

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

"I prefer people to animals."

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'