Foreign Legion Fan T-Shirts

"The desert does strange things to a man..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Turkish Democracy

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

A Little Extra

Next in Lion

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Christmas on Other Planets.

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Slalom

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Lion Costume

Will Kill For Food

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

Supermarket Newscaster

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Really big bang

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I can't stand it --- They're just so cute at that stage!

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

Government Politicians, Who Never Ever Lie

"I prefer people to animals."

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

"Someone slipped a stool softener in my drink!"