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Readers Dai Geste

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

Breaking news with the foreign gossip-correspondent

The killing of journalists

'Where now in Afghanistan?'

USA Russia diplomatic fight

"Bark bark bark woof yap!" It might be good, but I'm just not in the mood for subtitles.

"orfay igPay atinLay, esspray ootway."

"The Olympic Games are over, you may slam them!"

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

Evidence board

"You said you wanted me to read more, so tonight we're watching one of those movies with subtitles."

'Are you sure you're not wearing anything you bought overseas?'

The 24-Hour Chaos Channel: Reports - Egypt goes into chaos. . .

''60 Minutes' will not be seen tonight, because all our reporters seem to have gotten themselves locked up in a Turkish prison.'

Six feet and a smile

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

'Hey, Obama! -- Jimmy Carter called... He wants his foreign policy back!'

Global Community.

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

'In world news...And Russia advanced against McDonald's Restaurants in Moscow.'

Assange detention

"We prefer 'near-eastern', it's friendlier than 'mid-eastern'."

Bank Loans - Just Say No

"The important thing one needs to know about the Foreign Minister is that, by and large, he's full of baloney."

Man Karate Chops Stone To Get Sword Out.

"Oh no! Not Polynesian again!"

Géza Röhrig

Sovereignty Isn't For Everybody