Fore In The Afterlife Pillows

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Call me?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'