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"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Call me?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."