Footnote Fan Pillows

"Actually, considering how badly the foot was mangled, it's a miracle they could reattach it at all."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

'You've got lot toe!'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'I think he is a composer.'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

God's studio assistants

"Wake up."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Penfriend

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Only a handful of people are this small.

"Eight planets"? I could have sworn I made nine.

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

okfermi: Dating Service for Lonely Planets.

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

Making Music

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'Think Big!'

A Break In Music

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

'The sun can't make it.'

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

"It's sad to see that my old pal from the solar system is no longer with us..."