Footnote Fan Mugs

"Actually, considering how badly the foot was mangled, it's a miracle they could reattach it at all."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

'You've got lot toe!'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'I think he is a composer.'

God's studio assistants

"Wake up."

Penfriend

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

Only a handful of people are this small.

Making Music

okfermi: Dating Service for Lonely Planets.

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

A Break In Music

'Think Big!'

'The sun can't make it.'

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

El Emeno Peas

"It's sad to see that my old pal from the solar system is no longer with us..."