Footloose And Fancy-free Pillows

"Take two of these and call me in the morning..."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Dance Crossing

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

"A lacklustre style got me where I am, and a lacklustre style is going to keep me here."

'You have to bring your own food.'

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

Married man talking to a bachelor.

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

I've started so I'll finish...

No ties.

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"

"Mommy says she's lived in a cage without bars for years."

I've Always Envied Cats

"But what will I not wear?!"

Sign in health food store : Suitable for people on a flavour-free diet.