Football Name Change Aficionado Prints

Alternative Names for Washington Redskins

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Beer Stall

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Happy thoughts

Mohamed Salah

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Baptism Then and Now

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Malty tasking.'

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Snowman Football Fan.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Join me in a beer?

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

Beer Club for Men.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'