Football Name Change Aficionado Mugs

Alternative Names for Washington Redskins

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Happy thoughts

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Baptism Then and Now

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Snowman Football Fan.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Join me in a beer?

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

Beer Club for Men.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"Sinead?!"