Football Funsters Gifts

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

Cheeze Wiz.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Climbing with the baby

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Leopards do change their spots

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Football

Football Bomb

"A pillow fight? They really have taken the violence out of the game."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

"You know I hate you, right?"

'The bite was great but you forgot to clutch your face and fall to the ground waving an imaginary card...'

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Baby Cheeses.

"What tipped you off?"

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."