Football Flair Master Mugs

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

Television Baseball

"You make physical therapy for my back so much fun!"

Singer

Blazer details Fifa bribes

Andrés Iniesta

'What do you like about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

I don't get it. Get what? This bill. Ir's for your premium membership. In the past year, you've met 59 women in my cafe. You winked at all of them, spoke to 52, went home with 39, and dated 12. Nice try. But real life is not Match.com. That'll be $49.95.

Erich Leinsdorf.

Naughty at 40!

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"Haven't I visited your web page before?"

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

Woman playing piano with her feet.

"Oh, that's my cousin, Trevor... He's always had this animal magnetism..."

Mesut Ozil

"You are trying to block the 2018 world cup in Moscow!"

"And here is our man for all seasonings."

'Yeah, he's really good. Too bad he can only make one drink.'

Cheerleaders

'Tip #1: Lift with your legs, not with your back. Wait? What?!'

Life of Riley #4: Panache.