Football Flair Master Prints

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

Television Baseball

Blazer details Fifa bribes

"You make physical therapy for my back so much fun!"

Singer

'What do you like about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

Naughty at 40!

Erich Leinsdorf.

"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

"Haven't I visited your web page before?"

Woman playing piano with her feet.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"Oh, that's my cousin, Trevor... He's always had this animal magnetism..."

"And here is our man for all seasonings."

'Yeah, he's really good. Too bad he can only make one drink.'

'Tip #1: Lift with your legs, not with your back. Wait? What?!'

Camp Fire saying "Cooeee!"

Life of Riley #4: Panache.

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