Foodies With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'Nothing, just taking a jacuz'... how about you?'

'It's a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.'

Soup on a stick

"Mmmmmm....meat and two veg!"

The cake diet.

Dogs in restaurant: 'I'll have the fresh slippers, the pan-fried postman's trousers and I'll finished with the baked homework.'

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

'What exactly is this darling, in case I have to describe to later to a doctor?'

'Is Senator Kennedy coming to our $1000 a plate dinner?' 'Maybe -- he wants to know if it's 'all you can eat.''

"Let's eat out for a change."

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Rex, I overheard Master say he had a Hot Dog for lunch!

Meatball of the Gods.

Sushi For Men...

'What'll it be... hip hop or salsa?'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Free Range Golfers

*=Hotdog

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"But is it Organic?"