Foodies With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'Would a dash of hollandaise sauce be too much to ask?'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Really? Your friend is an Elvis impersonator. Yes, but just the overeating part.

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'Nothing, just taking a jacuz'... how about you?'

'It's a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.'

Soup on a stick

"Mmmmmm....meat and two veg!"

The cake diet.

Dogs in restaurant: 'I'll have the fresh slippers, the pan-fried postman's trousers and I'll finished with the baked homework.'

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

'What exactly is this darling, in case I have to describe to later to a doctor?'

'Is Senator Kennedy coming to our $1000 a plate dinner?' 'Maybe -- he wants to know if it's 'all you can eat.''

"Let's eat out for a change."

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Rex, I overheard Master say he had a Hot Dog for lunch!

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."

Meatball of the Gods.

Sushi For Men...

'What'll it be... hip hop or salsa?'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Free Range Golfers

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

*=Hotdog

'The Big Beg Theory'

Marxist Elephant

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'